Oh no, I got accidental Heya feels when I thought about Naya playing with Hemo’s baby.

Staaahp.

omfg steamy laundry day and the heya/brittana pic from last week is all making sense because she said laundry day up dos and also santana is surprising brittany like britt doesn’t even know shes coming and shes going to be like surprise and brittany will be like wut omfg santana and then they will have to do laundry although i don’t know how much laundry brittany has because she sometimes forgets to wear underwear and she’s only ever seen wearing that cheerios uniform (except when she gets kicked off i guess).

The sounds I am making right now are not even human.

Sorry for the spam, lovelies.

me when seeing new Heya pics: Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme

me while eating breakfast: Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme

me while doing nothing: Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme

me while getting dressed: Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme

me while sleeping: Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme

me: -listening to Gimme More for the billionth time in preparation for Thursday-

This message has been brought to you by Heather Morris and Gimme More. 

I went to the local gay club tonight and danced my ass off but unfortunately I only succeeded in making a bunch of gay guys decide I was adorable and that they loved me. Not that I don’t love gay guys. But why can’t the lesbians think I’m adorable? 

That, and I befriended a bisexual guy who decided I was his lesbro and wingman and I somehow helped him get two guys tonight. Like, not at the same time, but two nonetheless. 

I can’t even get myself laid. How did this happen? Long story short, he was really nice and kept trying to find a girl for me, but they were all too hot/too taken/too straight. 

Story of my life, rite? 

Also, Run The World played while I was there and I literally stopped (I was leaving the dance floor), turned around, and danced some more, because I was hit right in the feels with thoughts of Hemo and President Brittany. 

Which led me to wonder if Heya go to gay dance clubs together…

GLEE YOU RUINED MY LIFE.

Oh god right in the feels.

I don’t understand, why do these things keep happening when I’m away? I don’t understand.

Heya slays me.

I can’t tell the difference between Brittana and Heya.

HAHA there isn’t any because the Heart kiss wasn’t even scripted.

I bet they insisted on reshooting that scene until they got the kiss right.

Sneaky gays. <3